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Questions 4 the Mayor Haven't you always wanted to know about Mayor Christie? Well, my friend, you're in the right place! On this page are a ton of questions that people ask the mayor DAILY, so, read on!
WARNING: Answer #8 is very cheesy because, unfortunately, the mayor isn't funny. Just cheesy. Also, none of the answer is true whatsoever. If you still want to read on, please scroll down!
Mayor FAQ 1. Is your real name Christie? No, it's Suzie-Jane. Of COURSE it's Christie! 2. When's your birthday (month, day, and year, please)? July 15, 1986. That would make me 15. 3. Where are you from? A planet near Mars, which is also known as New Jersey. In fact, I live in the hometown of those radioactive hamsters! 4. Have you ever been to any Weird Al concerts? Yes, I have. May 12, 2000 in Asbury Park, NJ, July 7, 2000 in Westbury, NY, July 15, 2000 in Stanhope, NJ, and Morristown on October 29, 2000. 5. Did you ever get to meet Al? Did I ever get to meet Al? Dude, we're like best buds! Well, no we're not. But yes, I met Al at the Westbury Music Fair. 6. What did you do when you got to meet him? I walked up to him and said, "Yo, Al! What up, homey!" No, I didn't say that. I was so nervous that I was lucky to even get myself to say, "Hi!" Then he signed my spatula. Then I was the happiest person on earth. 7. What's your e-mail address? i_lost_on_jeopardy_27@yahoo.com (for Spatula City e-mail!) emailchristie@aol.com I guess you can't get any more original than that! 8. What made you create Spatula City? It's a long story. If you really want to know, click here. 9. When did you become a Weird Al fan? July of '99 10. What do you look like? Hmm, well, let's see...I've got short blonde hair, hazel eyes, glasses, braces, 5' 2 1/2" tall, 100 lbs, and I usually wear khakis and a T-shirt. 11. What do you like to do for fun? of course I love to create web pages, go online, bother my little brother (Ban-tot), go to karate, play basketball, listen to muzak, read, write, play my keyboard, watch TV, talk to my imaginery friend... 12. Do you like bananas? Mmm....bananas....mmm...
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