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What's My Weight Again
Parody of "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182
New lyrics by Nyya Jones
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore a bib, to keep my clothes right
We started piggin out
She took my garlic bread
But I just stole her chicken wing
And that's about the time she rolled away from me
Nobody likes you when you've had too much to eat
And still are amused by Sizzler commercials
What the heck is obesity my friends say I should eat
for my age
What's my weight again?
What's my weight again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her caterer from a pay phone
I said she rolled away
She gains weight everyday
This state looks down on MSG
And that's about the time he hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're too blubbery
And still are amused by Olive Garden coupons
What the heck is Jenny Craig my friends say I should
lay off the eggs
What's my weight again?
And that's about the time she rolled away from me
Nobody likes you when you're too fatty
And still haven't exercised in years
What the heck is track and field my friends say I
should lift a finger not a chicken leg
And that's about the time she bounced away from me
Nobody ever takes their weight seriously
With so many platters set in front of me
Why would you feed me I'll never me normal weight
again
What's my weight again, What's my weight again......
(chorus till fade)
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