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"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Homely" Parody of "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely" By the Backstreet Boys New lyrics written by Charlotte Simmonds, Gina Simmonds, and Lydia Sannella
Show me the meaning of being homely So many moles on the ugly face My eyes and nose are out of place So hard to eat When my mouth's at my feet At the sight of my face, the beast would be in shock Another glance, and Medusa would be rock My face looks more like bum They tell me CHORUS: Show me the meaning of being homely Is this the face that I need to live with Tell me why my bum sticks out a whole yard I think it might just be my lard
My nails grow on 'til they reach the floor My arm alone wouldn't fit through the door They always say, "Yo dog boy, sit! Stay!" The grease from my hair could fill a tray There is no beauty in my world And every wart will be popped They tell me CHORUS I can never run, My legs are too short When I was in school, I was the biggest dork How can it be my toes are so hairy, And my complexion is so scary Who just let out that big fart? Nevermind it was me CHORUS CHORUS * Back to the Parody Page |