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Voyager
(parody of "Voyeur" by Blink 182)
New lyrics by Zachary Whitlow


And when the mission ends I'm sure she feels tired

Janeway's crew and I head back for the planet Earth

I've been here seven seasons I'll sure be here tomorrow

We've been lost for seven seasons in this dumb Quadrent



And I wish , I'd wish we'd be back home now

I'm out of luck cause the shields are going down

I've seen a Marqis ship out there in the stars

We followed her all the way out here and got lost



I can't be too comfortable in a ship that's lost

The food is so cold and the Ensigns keep being killed off

Borg caught me once but I don't think that they'll do that again

Unlike before I've now destroyed the Collective



And I wish , I'd wish we'd be back home now

I'm out of luck cause the shields are going down

I've seen a Marqis ship out there in the stars

We followed her all the way out here and got lost



I bet this last season the one season

Too many Ensigns rush of waiting to be killed

Right after destroying the same alien ship twice a week

They kick our butts so much that a main character could be killed off



We've made mistakes by looking at every single planet along the way

It's gonna take us seventy years to go home anyway



I've been here seven seasons

I'll sure be here tomorow

My phaser's on stun

I'll be killed too



And I wish , I'd wish we'd be back home now

I'm out of luck cause the shields are going down

I've seen a Marqis ship out there in the stars

We followed her all the way out here and got lost




I bet this last season the one season

Too many Ensigns rush of waiting to be killed

Right after destroying the same alien ship twice a week

They kick our butts so much that a main character could be killed off

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