Spatula City-

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Ugly

Parody of "Lucky" by Britney Spears

New lyrics by Eric Swirly (E-Rok)

*Do not copy off of this song. It is legal property of Eric Swirly, and besides, I got too many stinkin' people copyin' off me already!!!!*

Early Morning she wakes up and she looks into the mirror.......

it shatters to pieces...well dontcha know, she's a living wart kingdom, baby.

Isn't she ugly this hollywood girl?

CHORUS

And they say she's so ugly... she's a fart

she's got as much IQ as a dumb pop tart baby!

She's so ugly, but who cares to know when she's maaaaaaakin' a million bucks per show!

(Ay Ay what's her name)

(And the winner for the ugliest actress award is....Britney!

"Why you little -BEEP-)(Ay ay what's her name)

( This is Carson Daly reporting outside of the Gund Arena waiting for...... O my God that's not Britney Spears!!!! Run for your life!)

Isn't she ugly...this hollywood freeee-eak?

And she is so ugly but why do they like her?

She is so ugly......I'm so sick of her baby she needs a makeover baby!

She's so ugly.....got as much IQ as a dumb PopTart baby!

She's so ugly......makin'a million bux per.......

CHORUS

She's so ugly but who cares to know when she's making a million bux per shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...............COUGH COUGH COUGH CHOKE CHOKE COUGH (Faints)

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