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Getting Fatter
Parody of "Getting Better" by The Beatles
New lyrics by Zachary Whiltow

I'm getting fatter all the time
I used to get fat at the fair
The lunch ladies who fed me didn't care
Feeding me too much, making me round
Filling me up with their foods.
I've got to admit I'm getting fatter
I'm a little fatter all the time
I have to admit I'm getting fatter
I'm getting fatter since you've fed me.
Me used to be skinny young boy
Now me eating me way to fame
Food gave me the fat
I've always realized
I'm eating the worst that I can.
I admit I'm getting fatter
I'm a little fatter all the time yes
I admit I'm getting fatter
I'm getting fatter since you've fed me.
I used to fit into my swimsuit
I eat more and pop my trousers like
My shirt and belt
Man I was lean but I'm eating everything clean
And I'm eating the worst that I can.
I admit I'm getting fatter
A little fatter all the time
Yes I admit I'm getting fatter
I'm getting fatter since you've fed me.
Getting so much fatter all the time.

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