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Gonna Be a Millionaire
Parody of Back at One (B. Mcknight)
New lyrics written by Andrea Toney


It's undeniable
That you don't know the answer
"Unbelievable "
Is what I scream at the TV
The info you need to know
Is at first not a big deal
After a thousand them you feel
That a lifeline might help answers reveal
Themselves....

(chorus)

Reg, I'd like to phone a friend
Al, my friend from FSU.
Then, I'll try fifty-fifty
Man, that really did not help me.
Now. I'll ask the audience
And I think I'll pick the letter C.
"Is that your final answer, C the sun?"
I really hope that it is the right one

It's incredible
You made it past a thousand
And all emotional
When your final answer does work out
An unimaginable
You won the fastest finger
Never could have made it this far
If you hadn't called the hotline from your car
Cause...

(Repeat chorus)

Your mind and logic are havin' fights
About our distance from thhe sun
Is a snake a reptile or amphibian?
After Victoria, Who was next in line?
You used all you life-lines
And there's not enough time....

(Repeat chorus to fade)

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