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A parody of No Scrubs (TLC)
New lyrics written by Andrea Toney
Idea provided by Paula McGarry
Fudge is a kind of happy food
Also know as an upper
Always seems to be what I want
Adds calories to my butt
So(No)
I don't want another
No, I should have gave you mine and
No, my diet's goin' nowhere
Cause I eat it alll the time
(chorus)
No, I don't want no fudge
Fudge is a food that is not good for me
Knowing that I can survive
on the largest size
For a whole week
No, I don't want no fudge
Fudge is a food that is not good for me
Knowing that I can survive
on the largest size
For a whole week
Fudge looks at me
from a window on the street
And I know that it cannot approach me
Press my nose to the glass, go diggin' through the trash
Adds grams to my mass
So (No)
I don't want another
No, I should have gave you mine and
No, my diet's goin' nowhere
Cause I eat it alll the time
No, I don't want no fudge
Fudge is a food that is not good for me
Knowing that I can survive on the largest size
For a whole week
No, I don't want no fudge
Fudge is a food that is not good for me
Knowing that I can survive on the largest size
For a whole week
Gonna have to start walkin
Oh yes child I'm talkin' to you
Have to go to the sauna
Oh yes child I'm talkin to you
To lose forty pounds I would love
Oh yes child i'm talkin to you
Wanna get skinny with no candy
Oh no I don't want no fudge
no fudge
no fudge
No No
no fudge
No no no no
No no
(Chorus until fade)
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